The Pierates Are Coming!
The Pierates are coming and there’s nothing your spellchecker can do to stop it!
PIERATESNEWS
Hello and welcome to the first edition of the bARTo blog!
Here you will meet some brave (and not-so-brave) friends of mine. They are the triangular terrors you never knew you needed… THE PIERATES!
I can’t remember exactly when or even why I drew a sentient pie, but the fellow to your right was my first character. He didn’t look quite as rough and tough as he does now but then he has been in a few fights since then.
I was inspired to create him by finding a picture of the weirdest-looking pie I’ve ever seen; the Stargazy Pie (such a cool name, right?). I thought, well if I’m going to draw sentient pies, one of them has to have a fish’s head. And so Gideon Stargazy was born! Though after a few tweaks, he ended up losing his fish head and upgrading to a lobster instead. I was finding it hard to take his lips seriously.
And before you ask, no I do not know what a Stargazy Pie tastes like. I would love to know if anyone out there has tried it. Let me know!
Well, thanks for joining me on this maiden voyage into the salty sea of blogging; follow along next time to find out what our Pierates are up to!
bARTo xxx


